June 21, 2006 - Comments Off on Retire that Jolly Roger from your Design Sourcebook

Retire that Jolly Roger from your Design Sourcebook

Dearly beloved. It’s time for the design community to cease and desist using the Jolly Roger: the beloved symbol originally intended to strike mortal terror in the hearts of pirates’ unfortunate victims. Jolly RogerThis icon of evil, meant to instill fear by guys with long, filthy beards and hooks for hands, has sadly been embraced by our fine industry as a tool of creative expression: used for everything from designer logos to skulls stenciled on the sidewalk.

These things are popping up everywhere — on t-shirts, as symbols of movements against bad design and as visual representations of everything but plunder and high-seas mischief. Leave those dirty pirates to their pillaging and get back to using your noggins to generate original thoughts.

Aarrgh, Matey. Aarrgh indeed...

Published by: davefletcher in The Design Mechanism

June 16, 2006 - 2 comments

Little Trouble, Big Vegas

Our travel accommodations to the 2006 HOW Design Conference should have been a sign to me of things to come. The fact that I dragged my lead designer to the airport with ticketing information that was 5 hours ahead of our actual flight and was flying out LaGuardia, the foulest hobgoblin of all New York airports should have delicately iced the proverbial cake of doom I was about to taste for 4 days in a little town called Las Vegas.

The one thing I realized after several hours of what could be deemed as the “6 o'clock happy hour” in Vegas is that it would abruptly be followed with what shall forever be etched in my mind as “hooker hour” - The hour of 3am, when all of the most fiendish Las Vegas call girls descend on the bars like slime on a Jersey Pond with one thing on their minds - Cash.

It was during one of these moments of booze fueled bliss, that three designers: myself, Bill English of theMechanism and Carl Smith, of nGen fame, found ourselves surrounded by a party of one with trouble etched directly on her delicate, yet acned forehead.

First of all, we thought for sure that she would take the hint...all the yapping about fonts, business strategy and process would scare away even the most persistent of Vegas’ “Ladies of the Evening,” correct? How wrong we could have been. It was time to change strategy. With a simple point of my finger (at Carl) and a miraculous lie (Carl was the owner of eBay), Bill and I managed to curtail the desparate situation and run to the tram that connected the Excalabur to Mandalay Bay with a bevy of hookers in hot pursuit like 1960's teenagers chasing the Beatles.

Now before you begin to worry about Carl, I must remind you that the guy is quicker in situations of dire stress than Mama Cass on a Ham Sandwich. After speaking with the fella the next day, it turns out that he spun a tale on that poor girl that would have scared a junkyard dog from a free steak with meat gravy, served on a plate made of...meat.

So all’s well that ends well, right? Well there’s more to this tale my eager readers. But that will have to wait until tomorrow...

Published by: davefletcher in The Design Mechanism, The Thinking Mechanism

May 31, 2006 - Comments Off on Wishing there were more songs about monkeys, furry lobsters and IKEA?

Wishing there were more songs about monkeys, furry lobsters and IKEA?

Then I suggest that you check out Jonathan Coulton www.jonathancoulton.com. Brooklyn resident and former software writer, Coulton left the corporate world to pursue ummm...whatever it is he does...which includes writing songs for Mtv and producing independent CDs filled with tasty audio gems like "Skullcrusher Mountain" and "Code Monkey."

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you a lot

While he is waiting for fame and fortune, you may want to take a listen - maybe download a song or two for your favorite code monkey. After all, "he like you alot."

Published by: sharonterry in The Programming Mechanism, The Thinking Mechanism

May 22, 2006 - Comments Off on Who said Designers Can’t Fight?

Who said Designers Can’t Fight?

Depending on what newspaper you read, either aged fashion designer Tommy Hilfiger or aged rock dinosaur Axl Rose beat the snot out of the other in a brawl in NYC on Thursday night. Funny, considering both Axl and Hilfiger look like a couple of old ladies and without their questionable "celeb" status, would certainly have trouble getting into any fashionable NYC club.

But according to this post, Hilfiger went bananas on Axl, putting a solid "check mark" for the designer column in the global "Who's tougher, rock stars or designers" debate.

Published by: davefletcher in The Design Mechanism, The Thinking Mechanism

May 16, 2006 - Comments Off on French Consumer’s Fed Union places trust in 18-year old rabblerouser

French Consumer’s Fed Union places trust in 18-year old rabblerouser

Teenaged Aziz Ridouan had become a bit of a celebrity in France for support and advocacy related to internet music downloading, according to this New York Times article.

The fact that Ridouan is meeting with a bunch of goofy French Politicians over internet downloading laws isn't nearly as interesting as the fine print in the story which states that The National Assembly in France passed legislation that could force Apple Computer and other companies to make songs purchased on their proprietary online services playable on any MP3 device. Is this similar to forcing record companies to continue to manufacture Cassette tapes for the listening public that doesn't have a CD Player?
Not really, but it's worth a discussion anyway.

Published by: davefletcher in The Thinking Mechanism

May 3, 2006 - 2 comments

Jane Jakobs, writer and city activist, dead at 89

Jane Jakobs was an American-born Canadian writer, best known for The Death and Life of Great American Cities (1961), which attacked postwar modernist urban renewal policies in the U.S.. She examined how cities should work from street design to how to them friendly for all forms of transport.

She died at the ripe old age of 89, and theMechanism salutes her.

Read a fantastic interview conducted by Metropolis Magazine in 2000 here.

Published by: davefletcher in The Design Mechanism, The Thinking Mechanism

April 23, 2006 - Comments Off on Jersey is Weird

Jersey is Weird

Anyone who knows me, knows that I love my home state. Afterall, you have a little bit of everything in Jersey...the city, the country, the shore. It's also the land of urban legends...ghosts of prom queens, murderous albinos, and mysterious flying saucers. I'm sure that most kids grow up hearing stories about local oddities and whatnot, but somehow, I think New Jersey kids grow up hearing the most stories of all. Afterall, Jersey is the home to the grandaddy of urban legends...The Jersey Devil.

Or maybe it was just me. It probably helped that I had a dad who was intrigued by Jersey legends. He would drive us up to one of North Jersey's famously haunted churches on a suspiciously breezy night, roll the windows down, and tell us to listen for the ghosts (I swear I heard them!) Or would bundle us up to take a drive down to the reservoir to look for UFOs (I know I saw them!) It made for some of my favorite childhood memories.

In highschool, my friends and I would investigate some of the spookier legends for ourselves...driving through the grounds of old insane asylums, visiting "Annie's grave," and checking out the oh-so-eerie, Gravity Hill and Devil's Tower.

After living in Hoboken for a few years, I decided to salute one of their local urban legends...the Hoboken Monkeyman. With help from Dave, I created an online store dedicated to the marauding monkey-beast that terrorized Hoboken in the 1980's. My dad would've been proud.

The folks over at Weird NJ love all this stuff as much as I do. Their site, as well as their magazines and books, are devoted to all that is weird and Jersian, and now they are accepting stories and legends from all over the United States for their "Weird USA" series. Whether you are from the area, or just fond of the strange and unusual, check out their site - and share your weird stories too.

Published by: sharonterry in The Thinking Mechanism

April 18, 2006 - 2 comments

Sense of Style

A little over a month ago, I started a new full-time copywriting position for a prestigious industry association (for those of you who don't know me, I do marketing/PR consulting for themechanism - which means proofing, editing and the occasional lap dance).

In my new full-time position, I also proof copy...lots of copy. Lots and lots of copy. Even though I've been a copywriter for over 10 years, have lots of proofing experience and have an array of style books - AP Style, Elements of Style, In Style Magazine 😉 - I never realized just how hardcore proofing could be.

You see, the place where I now work follows AP Style in addition to their own very specific in-house style. It's very black and white - an interesting transition for someone coming from a place that's a bit more of a shade of gray. There is a struggle between writing according to the rules and writing for maximum marketing impact. I've straddled the line for years, using and bending the rules the way that I see fit.

Today, I'm slowly finding that balance again - I've stepped up my copywriting game and have learned how to obey the AP Style rules without losing my writing style. It's my own version of themechanism's belief in "clean coding" but instead of creating websites, I'm creating press releases, brochures and web copy. It's about adhering to higher standards and who can't benefit from that?

Published by: sharonterry in The Thinking Mechanism

April 16, 2006 - Comments Off on Quotes from The Simpsons for Everyday Life Situations

Quotes from The Simpsons for Everyday Life Situations

The Simpsons has consistently produced great dialog throughout a very illustrious run on FOX. As Mr. Burns captures Marge and her friends burgling his mansion, he unveils his trusty musket and utters these words...

"Try to steal my eggs will you? Well, this rooster has a beak! A beak that cries 'Death-a-doodle-doo!'"

"“Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons

Feel free to ahead and use it next time your boss dares to steal an idea and show it to a client as their own.

Published by: davefletcher in The Thinking Mechanism