Depending on what newspaper you read, either aged fashion designer Tommy Hilfiger or aged rock dinosaur Axl Rose beat the snot out of the other in a brawl in NYC on Thursday night. Funny, considering both Axl and Hilfiger look like a couple of old ladies and without their questionable "celeb" status, would certainly have trouble getting into any fashionable NYC club.

But according to this post, Hilfiger went bananas on Axl, putting a solid "check mark" for the designer column in the global "Who's tougher, rock stars or designers" debate.