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December 4, 2008 - Comments Off on Church Enlists Beelzebub for Branding Campaign

Church Enlists Beelzebub for Branding Campaign

StopGoodTV logo“Old Scratch” recently sold his likeness and bottomless soul to the Catholic Archdioses of Brooklyn. Starring in a new campaign for a New York religious cable service: The Prayer Channel – and devilishly re-branded into a hipster acronym: NET (New Evangelism Television) – the “Horned One” appears to be home-bent on luring average TV viewers into watching New Evangelism Television by using an age-old psychological trick typically used to fool children into drinking medicine or finishing their yucky plate of brussel sprouts...Make subject do the opposite of what they would normally do by presenting a conflicting argument to do it in the first place.

However, by creating a groovy skateboard-friendly icon of “Natas“ (his real name has been cleverly disguised at his request...), and using a doofus poseur in a red costume with horns, I wonder who the campaign is targeting... Christians, the last time I checked, really, REALLY hate the red guy with the pitchfork – so why the agency that masterminded the campaign (LA-based Cesario Migliozzi) would use the likeness of the fiendish Baphomet on t-shirts, buttons and other merchandise to get people to actually watch Christian television programming is odd, to say the least. To a designer, this horned fella looks damned cool and not off-putting in the least – and to the kiddies, this icon is more appealing than Joe Camel squatting in a vat of gummy bears and drizzled with candy juice.

Considering that the majority of television today involves either reality shows with mindless plots, or general pointlessness already, I don't know if the ads are going to convert many non-religious folks to New Evangelism Television that weren't freaked out by the appearance of anything deftly armed with head horns, fangs or a pointed tail already.

In fact, something tells me that “Say-Ten” Himself (his real name once again cleverly disguised at his request), may have pulled the ol' switcheroo on the Catholic Church, by knowingly testing this campaign on us foolish mortals ahead of his real plot to unveil the Anti-Christ in the form of a really cool snowboard graphic. The only thing effectively and deliberately lame about the entire campaign is a knockoff on Burger King’s often imitated Subservient Chicken campaign – featuring a impatient, benevolently horned and mustachioed Lord of Darkness appearing to answer questions typed by his minions. After feverishly typing “Who’s your daddy?” repeatedly, all the hellfire I could squeeze out of this Crimson Putz were mindless, unrelated responses about “not going” to an unrelated Web site, and something about “His Evilness” knowing my IP address...

In the end, it seems that the only thing obvious about the campaign is that it firmly confirms my suspicion that the end of world will not come from a leaping fiend from Hades, but instead will likely be perpetrated by the ad agencies in and around The City of Angels...

Dave Fletcher is a Founder and Creative Director at theMechanism, a multi-disciplinary design agency with offices in New York, London and Durban, South Africa. While Dave likes to poke fun at Los Angeles, he’s been there a couple times and has only run into Satan twice ...

Published by: davefletcher in The Design Mechanism, The Thinking Mechanism
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July 31, 2008 - 14 comments

Steak n’ Shake vs. Shake Shack

Steak n Shake vs. Shake ShackI was alerted to a comment trail and venomous ranting occurring at a Web site called Eater.com, where several creative folk and other knuckleheads are going apeshit over the similarities between the logos for Steak n Shake and Shake Shack. Some of the foulest bile is being hurled by people who found out the logo for Shake Shack was designed by “someone” at Pentagram, a highly-regarded global branding and design firm and home to creative luminaries Paula Scher and Michael Beirut.

We could have avoided the blog post except that an “unnamed designer at Pentagram” decided to “teach the kids and haters a lesson” by flinging his own monkey poo into the fray:

“I designed the new Shake Shack identity and the original existing identity. The permanent signage on the exterior of the new Shake Shack will appear as the original logo, familiar from the Madison Square Park location. The new retail identity will be used in the interior for items like menu boards, cups, paper and packaging, but not on the architecture. The sign in your shot is temporary--it's just a piece of paper.

The new identity is not an homage to Steak n Shake. The typography has nothing in common--the new Shake Shack logotype is in script. Sometimes it appears straight. Sometimes it will appear in a stamp or seal in a circular motif. Saying it's a rip-off of the Steak n Shake logo is like saying a hot dog is just like a hamburger because they're both in a bun.”

Thanks “Mysterious Designer at Pentagram” – you have put the people who are been yammering about this nonsense in their place – not only with your mastery of the obvious, but with your snotty and authoritative tone. By mixing phrases for designers (“...it will appear in a stamp or seal in a circular motif”) with ironic comparisons designed to resonate with total morons (“hot dogs and hamburgers”? Really??), you’ve actually stooped to the very level that a masterful agency such as Pentagram should always choose to remain light years above.

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July 20, 2008 - Comments Off on Plump Dumpling Branding is Strange

Plump Dumpling Branding is Strange

Plump Dumpling“Plump Dumpling,” a tiny hole-in-the-wall dumpling hut in the East Village has a good following and some tasty dumplings to boot. However, close examination of their current branding reveals strange werewolf-like bloody scratches on their otherwise “happy vernacular” identity mark. I'm not certain why the scratches are prominent as part of the branding, but one could speculate that the logo took some lumps from rival Lucas Lin’s “Dumpling Man” back in the dumpling wars of 2005.

Dave Fletcher is a Founder and Creative Director at theMechanism, a multi-disciplinary design agency with offices in New York, London and Durban, South Africa. He prefers his dumplings with a side-effect of lycanthropy.

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March 6, 2008 - Comments Off on To Re-Brand or not Re-Brand… That is the Question.

To Re-Brand or not Re-Brand… That is the Question.

In the grand Shakespearean Play of your business, the most overlooked yet most important asset of your company is your brand. You can spend copious amounts of money on infrastructure, desks, equipment, great employees, and all the copies of Microsoft Office you can shake Bill Gates' quarters at, but without your almighty brand - your essence and first impression - you're dead at the starting line...guaranteed. Think about how many times you get to make a first impression with a potential client? One if you're lucky. And that time is money.

Your “Brand” encompasses many things, but most importantly involves a logo, a mantra or methodology, a color palette and a typographic palette. Your brand also relates to how you communicate with your audience, your fellow employees and how you want your employees to communicate with the outside world. It represents – and is representative of – every part of the corporate ecosystem, living together in a positive and rewarding symbiotic relationship.

Despite all of that talk about one chance to make an impression, realize there are plenty of potential clients that haven't yet had the pleasure of connecting to your brand, so it’s not too late. Face it, after a few years of scraping to the middle of an industry, a little botox, and maybe a nip and a tuck on that brand couldn’t hurt. If you think I jest, go ahead and ask Ms. Hilton, the living embodiment of “human as brand...”

Before you jump right into the branding experience that very few business managers and owners dream of, please consider the following:

  1. Do you have a budget in place to get your brand where it needs to be? A branding initiative is going to cost money. For instance, if you're selling custom shirts, then you'd need to buy uv flatbed printersIf an agency or freelancer gives you a cheap deal, think twice about whom you’re hiring for this important job. When you pay peanuts you don’t just get monkeys, you get the laziest, carefree, baboons in the entire forest. Would you hire a discount dentist? How about the doctor who is going to perform open-heart surgery on you? Or the guy that is fixing the breaks on your family wagon? So, why would you entrust your important brand, which in many ways is responsible for maintaining the affection of your employees, clients, and your salary in the hands of a hack? And, if you’re going to re-brand, please don’t just slap a new logo on your website and keep using your old stationery until it runs out. Not only is it silly, but it will not justify the amount of work that should go into a new branding initiative.
  2. Have you formulated a mission statement, or mantra for your business? In other words, have you really considered why your business works and why it doesn’t work? Any creative firm you hire to assist in the re-branding process should be asking your team questions about this stuff. If they are not, please show them the door before you pay them their huge fee and proceed to hate the rest of us “designer types” forever.
  3. Why are you re-branding? If you’re re-branding because the business is failing, more than likely, you need somebody to come in and figure out much more important things about your overall business model. A new logo can’t help you now. If you are re-branding because your pal “Hank” just got a neat new logo from his son’s nephew’s girlfriend, chances are a new logo isn’t what you need.

A branding company should be concerned with how your new identity will interact with a website, your collateral, your stationery, your presentational materials, and even more importantly, by exploring the way your employees describe your company to the outside world.

Okay, you’ve gathered some of your hard-earned cash together and hired a stellar graphic design firm to sit down and extract from you and your team the very essence of your nubile brand. What should you expect from these raptors masked behind their fancy shirts and goatees? First of all, you should expect (and demand) patience. In many cases, the experience you’re about to go through is a lot like describing an average child to a group of strangers with honor students. Nobody enjoys answering questions about their competitors and what they think is successful and unsuccessful about their current brand. However, it is a painful, and very necessary conversation to have.

Below are some of the questions you might be asked by the creative team you’ve hired to assist with your re-branding process:

  1. Name 3 of your competitors and what makes them successful?
  2. Describe what makes your organization successful?
  3. What aspect of your business would you change if you could?
  4. If you met a new customer today how would you describe your brand to them?
  5. If you met a friend on the street today how would you describe your brand to them?
  6. How do your employees value your brand?

...See, there’s a reason you’ve gathered this team of Treo-toting, pencil chomping Macintosh advocates, right?

Good designers are great problem solvers. They are the good folks you tap on the shoulder on the commute home when you need a word for “effectively solve” that begins with “right now.” They are not scary brainiacs, they are just immersed in all the things that you don’t necessarily have the time for: typefaces, color palettes, layout styles and innovative solutions are what they live and breathe for. Don’t despise them – pity them – because in the end, while you can go home and zone out in front of the TV watching the latest episode of ER, they are busy stressing over the font, motion graphics or color choice from the commercial that you skipped because you were too busy enjoying that conversation with your little son or daughter. Trust me, they’re not lonely people, they are just obsessive, and the good ones are obsessed with solving the problems that clients like you bring to them daily. You want this type of person on your team as much as they need you to pay your bills. It’s a symbiotic relationship.

Generally, a re-branding experience is not for the faint of heart – yet most of the time, if you go into the situation with an open mind, you’ll find yourself working very well with the design team you’ve chosen. Warning: If the leader of this team of creative gorillas (they’ll refer to him as “Creative Director”, ”Poobah”, or something even more unnerving like “Chief” and they’re either wearing sunglasses or have the longest, and most well-groomed goatee of the team) pulls out their iPod and asks you to speak slowly into the microphone, reach for the nearest weapon and start swinging for the bleachers – technological devices and snarky rhetoric don’t make for a good design firm. However, if they are a chatty, concerned and positive bunch, keep an open mind and please allow them to continue. Likely, you’ll be surprised at what you will learn about your company throughout the process.

Published by: davefletcher in The Design Mechanism
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