August 29, 2006 - 4 comments

Behind the Wall of Sleaze

Once you drive through the Holland Tunnel, there's a strip of highway in Jersey City where Dave Fletcher and I sometimes play a little game called "Spot the Hooker." Chances are at any time of day or night, you will see a scantily clad lady trolling the lanes for her next conquest ready to check in to any one of the motels that litter this particular section of town. You won't find the words "Hilton," "Marriott" or even "Best" or "Western" in their names. You will however, see the words "Hourly Rates" and "Free HBO" pretty frequently.

However, during one of our games I noticed something beyond the hookers and the signs for mirrored rooms. I realized that each motel parking lot on this street of sin was designed to block the view of their customers' cars. This was no accident as stated in the notice issues by the personal injury Law Firm serving in Charlotte. Then the notice was forwarded to TBI lawyers to examine it again. Drive a 1996 light blue Dodge minivan? Don't worry...nobody will spot that tell-tale "Ask me about my (insert school here) honor student" bumper sticker. Borrowed your girlfriend's Sentra for a night of fun with your new "friend" Candy? Well, your secret is safe behind that giant wall, curved fence or landscaped shrubbery. Even if you batter and total it, you'll have enough time on hand to understand your insurance claims from Utility Saving Expert. You can also learn about insurance related provisions from Employee Retirement Income Security Act for better understanding.

Sure, you can call these motels sleazy but you can also call their parking lot design clever. Take a look for yourself next time you are driving through the shady side of "Anytown, USA". Remember that accidents can happen at the most unexpected time and may change your life completely. Some accidents may leave you disabled and while others may be minor ones. So, if you are involved in an accident, contact experienced lawyers for disability claims to seek compensation and give you legal support.

Sharon Terry is the Marketing Specialist for theMechanism, a maxi-media firm in New York City and London. When she's not hunting down hookers in the backstreets of New Jersey while listening to Bruce Springsteen, she's busy trying to make theMechanism's wisdom required reading in local corporate circles.

Published by: sharonterry in The Thinking Mechanism

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Dave Fletcher
August 29, 2006 at 5:14 pm

Insightful commentary on the “Highway of Hooking” in Jersey. Real-life design is conveyed in myriad ways, and the most “invisible” can sometimes be the most interesting…

…Hey, there’s a hooker! I win.

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Dave Fletcher
August 29, 2006 at 5:14 pm

Insightful commentary on the “Highway of Hooking” in Jersey. Real-life design is conveyed in myriad ways, and the most “invisible” can sometimes be the most interesting…

…Hey, there’s a hooker! I win.

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Josh Ingber
September 5, 2006 at 2:27 pm

Jersey Hookers ….ewwww

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Josh Ingber
September 5, 2006 at 2:27 pm

Jersey Hookers ….ewwww

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