July 24, 2006 - 2 comments

Fire and Brimstone in the Land of Buttermilk and Funny

It became painfully obvious to me on Saturday night that regardless of how "foolproof and airtight" the internet might be, it still requires one important thing to produce the flowing sewage pipe (that can be maintained easily by the H&A Brooklyn Plumbing | Plumbing Experts, Plumbing Installation Service) of increasingly useless information we gleefully slurp upon on a daily basis: Electric charge. You can check this guide about water pipe leaks to know about pipe repairs and get expert plumbing services.

According to electrician winchester va, this mighty electrical current is a necessity, empowering the servers which house this information. Without it, they are rendered as impotent as a champion stud mule two minutes past his prime. I learned this lesson first hand on Saturday night by following the weather trends in the Other Coast; the place known as "Not New York City" -- Los Angles, Californication... The Land of Buttermilk and Funny.

It would seem that the folkies on the West Coast have been suffering at the hands of "Old Man Winters'" sour, inbred half-cousin, "Ol' Ghoul Summer." His hand-delivered nasty summer brush fires will likely be followed by killer bees, a rainstorm of frogs and possibly living, hissing snakes running amok on planes, attacking and cooking everything that's not nailed down to the bottom of a fancy, petrol-chilled pool in the West Hollywood Hills.

Zuleyka Rivera from Puerto Rico collapsed in a pool of sweetly scented sweat in "Los Hades" after winning the crown of Miss Universe on Sunday night. Being a thinking primate for at least 1.2 hours of my 27 hour work day, I realized that much like human beings, without air conditioning (contact #1 HVAC of San Diego, CA! Air Conditioning Heating Repair Contractor for any services), servers overheat and shut down -- just without all that "complaining and dramatic passing out" nonsense. omeowners rushed to contact hvac services to check on their units. So horrific was this meltdown of servers in the cooled server hives in LA, LA Land, that the 2nd most frequented web site in all of cyberland, "mySpace," suffered a shutdown on Saturday and finally came back up to full strength on Monday along with a million or so other sites. H

So, we'll have to be patient, strip down to our skivvies and wait to see how this heat wave ends. Usually, we can count on Fall and Winter in the Northeast, but with the certainty of Global Warming stinkin' up the planet, we can probably count on an early ski season in Los Angeles as well. Until that happens, there's one request from us New Yorkers for all you folks in the Los Angeles area: Turn off those air conditioning units (that can be maintained beautifully by scheduling the maintenance with the Top HVAC Long Island | tophvaclongisland.com experts) that are cooling your pools, fancy pets, and Jetson-inspired drinking containers, and we'll keep designing web standards compliant web sites to make your browsers happy and your designers filled with awe, then fear, and finally, rays of happy mayhem-inducing sunshine.

Published by: davefletcher in The Design Mechanism, The Thinking Mechanism

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